Happy Columbus Day!

Why Columbus is a True American Hero, a sub-Buzzfeed infographic in four parts:

1.   He never let facts get in the way of his opinions -

Poor Eratosthenes gets no respect     

2.   He knew that he who has a better press agent makes the rules - 

I like the part where the Santa Maria has to outrun the Headless Horseman

3.   He knew that beachfront property is the best kind of real estate asset - 

It's not like the Arawaks were using it, right?

4.   He inspired one of the funniest scenes on The Sopranos -      

"He was gay, Gary Cooper?"